Chris Hammack

An economist pretending to be a statistician

[SINA SNOW @yungk0ala]

beyonce vs mattress mack. the battle of h-town.

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@JessicaHuseman I'm not ready for the amount of opioids in candy "stories" that we'll see this year

[thot leedurr @DocDre]

🗣️Public Service Announcement:

[m @msnetik]

Unless we put on one last show

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@jdesmondharris we randomly commented on the sharp nails right after our child was born, and the nurse scared us by talking about nail clipper accidents she's seen. I've been paranoid ever since

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

why are we even putting ourselves through this

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@bmluse and did y'all find the culprit of this heinous crime?

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@jdesmondharris Tara Gone
very herbaceous first-middle name combo and my spouse vetoed it, so it'll be unique for sure

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

[Angriest I've ever been in my life]: sure, that works!

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@aparkusfarce @bmluse Maxwell wearing a barong!!!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@svaneksmith it sounds boring when you don't call it arbitrage

[have fun rotting in hell beth @_Adia_aa_]

She’s better than me cuz I would’ve dusted her

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@Tanvim shockingly there's also a second person involved that just watched it all unfold?

[Tim van der Zee @Research_Tim]

Academia is a bunch of people emailing "sorry for the late response" back and forth until one of them gets tenure.

[Chris Hammack @pacificobob]

@titonka I liked this take on it lol
https://t.co/GTqgI3Uhjx

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

they finally did this and yall are being So Mean about it

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

they finally did this and yall are being So Mean about it