Pat

No, this is Patrick

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

[Tommy O'Keeffe Music @tokeeffemusic]

The “Go Big Red, White, & Blue Tour” 🇺🇸 starts this week!
6/25 - Ozark Dock Party - Lake of the Ozarks, MO - 8 pm
6/26 - Beer Can Alley Omaha for CWS⚾️ - Omaha, NE - 9 pm
7/1 - Shotguns - Lincoln, NE - 8 pm
7/3 - North Lake Fireworks Show💥 - South Bend, NE - 7:30 pm

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@johnny__royale I’ll murder you if you put scallions on ice cream

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@KeeganYoung_ @vanillaEYTH @Glenny_balls @GuyFieri I clearly have the wrong aspirations trying to be a pro athlete

[Weekseey @Weekseey]

Would anybody listen to this if I released it?? 👀

[Tommy O'Keeffe Music @tokeeffemusic]

How I’ll be rolling into Bushwackers this weekend...⛄️ 🥶 We will have @budlight Seltzer Lemonade Specials both nights! The shows start at 7 pm🤠 @QualityBrandsNE

[mai tai mike 🍹 @_mikehoncho_]

starting to think we might have actually been able to take over Area 51

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@johnny__royale I want this in slush form

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@dom_puczylowski I feel attacked

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@captainJAMErYca Nebraska version compromised my political anonymity to my parents...

[Tommy O'Keeffe Music @tokeeffemusic]

Cheers y’all! 🥃😁

https://t.co/MNNBh7z2IP

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@squilhelmfancy I hate everyone and I’m a door. Spot on

[Pat @packing_heat_]

@johnny__royale Had a similar experience with cement and concrete

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Damn Spotify knows me too well.

[Tommy O'Keeffe Music @tokeeffemusic]

Playing in Omaha, NE in two weeks at @BeerCanAlley! 🔥🤘🏻😆🍺

[capt sack sparrow @icecoldtallboy]

“Alright cool so who’s gunna DD?”

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