Paco Resistor

Right vs Wrong, not Right vs Left. 20 years in China, journalism, IT #FBR #NeverTrump

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

I love saying “don’t man-explain to me” and waiting for the guy to say “you mean ‘mansplain’”

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@WeWork @SandeepMathrani I was signing a $3000 commitment to #WeWork but staff can’t turn down the music in shared areas. Not a great background for work calls. Too bad!

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@Sethrogen Nice! McCoy used to do a glaze like that — like the drip

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@wannacub Who doesn’t tip on haircuts? 👀

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@BetsyDeVosED Fuck you, enabler. This is on you and your brother too. You’re all part of this bro fascist regime. History will know.

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@AdamParkhomenko I’d like to kick him while he’s down, literally

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@chrislhayes You’re on 🔥

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Because who fucking cares? In the world of lies, led by your dad, it ranks somewhere between “I saw Muslims celebrate 9/11 with my own eyes” and “just one more cookie, then I’m done”. Much closer to the latter.

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@chrislhayes Same!

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@AdamParkhomenko The sweet nectar of Mitch’s tears

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@MollyJongFast But he knows a lot about big dumps 🍔🍩🍗

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You know what isn’t a lie? That people across the globe danced in the streets when your crime family failed to steal the election. When your dad told GOP not to vote by mail and then crippled USPS, it didn’t work. 🖕🏼

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@EricTrump @TrumpScotland Yep they hate your family there too

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

What happened to Junior?

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Stay classy, Trump family 🤣🤣🤣

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@GEICO chat bot isn’t working and phone is dropping calls. I need to talk to a human please. Called the LA office and the phone system dropped me because I called about an existing a policy. Nice. @AAA_Travel @LibertyMutual anyone else want my business?

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@Krakoan_Lorax @MysterySolvent @luis_montilla7 He wears a truss

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Wow he tried to get tests for public health when you completely abdicated all responsibility? You’re a piece of shit

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@flcalique @tuckerhaleyy @shannon_crane @benshapiro PhwAaarr he can fucking get it

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@Rob_HornPW @KanzanElBirbo @tuckerhaleyy @benshapiro looks like his nuts never dropped

[Paco Resistor @pacoresistor]

@micah_nao @tuckerhaleyy No way