Kyle Shmit

Bears can run up to 40mph. for real look it up.

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

New strat just dropped bois. Do you think she’ll respond?

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

When you and bro are both chronically online but he’s somehow not on enough to see the 30 TikTok’s I sent him. But it cool I guess cuz I’m a chill guy or whatever

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Happy birthday October! (Todays the only day you can post this)

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

I need Arthur Morgan in #fortnite @EpicGames @RockstarGames so I can say “ your alright boi.” As I heal my teammates

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

https://t.co/s7OqACe4gz

Send ya boy some birthday wishes

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

I did it bro

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Only you know how to ruin my day

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

I got a whole list of reasons I should stop before I start, but the only thing stronger than my head is my heart

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Who hurt this man

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

@whistlesucker Fr fr. I haven’t played in 6 years and I’m still tired

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

@mischievousmeme @CatWorkers Da butter cat. Da cat wit da butter

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

@CatWorkers @egg_family4 “Excuse me Gary. Could we have a little chat in my office?”

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

@elonmusk We’re doing what to the board

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Is there a way to tell if she’s ignoring you because she doesn’t wanna talk to you or she just forgot

Asking for a friend

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Hey what happened to Pauly Shore? Asking for a friend

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

So I told my therapist I feel like I can’t have a normal conversation without quoting some sort of show or movie to relate to others.
She asked if that seemed like an annoying trait to me.
And I ask her “Why do you think I’m bringing it up?”

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

Me: *trying to find this lady’s account in our system made in the 90s*

Lady- “you didn’t take typing in school did you?”

Me: I’m bad at spelling and have anxiety plz leave me alone

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

@miilk_toast Love this!!

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

And let me tell you now

I aint feelin them

[Kyle Shmit @PacosHere]

I’m sorry, I don’t care what month you were born in
I either feel the vibes or I don’t