@MaidsAndBlades “Ugh…! You freakin’ bitch! I ought to call tentacles on you! You got all this dust on my wings, and my clothes, bleck-!!”
She throws a huge temper tantrum, but she’s totally impotent while she’s snagged by the wings.
@MaidsAndBlades “Oh ha ha! Very funny, why don’t you go— bwah, pweh, bleck…!”
Her retort is interrupted by dust and the stink of rubbers getting swept up at her, making her flounder on the dustpan.
@BURNINGT3MPER this girl will take care of it for her, or she’s going to go get herself captured (and, given her current lack of clothes, violated). Both results would be equally hilarious to her.
“Bet you can get some new clothes if nothin’ else.~”
@BURNINGT3MPER she points ahead towards the vestigial traces of settlement.
In reality, it’s just a group of human wastrels - brigands and the like - who’ve been camping out here for a while. The Seelie Court told Dew to take care of it, but her wicked little brain had figured that either
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@BURNINGT3MPER She did enjoy seeing his girl squirm a bit. She could use the experience, Dew tells herself.
“Beg me nicely and maybe I’ll remember a spell that’ll save your sorry ass. Oh, I should get a look there on you too, huh?”
She flutters around the noble girl, grinning at her.
@BURNINGT3MPER “Uh huh. As if I control the weather! You rich humans complain too much!” She grumbled as well, but in the end she can’t stop herself from casting another glance.
Dew wasn’t kidding… she really did think that was a hot body.
“Best I can do is a fire.”
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew wouldn’t admit it out loud, but inside, she was once again furious for only being a few inches tall… this royal girl was a pain in the neck, but damn, she really was a good looking girl.
“C’mon then,” she says with a tremor in her voice from her hot and bothered feelings.
@BURNINGT3MPER “Give them back?! I didn’t take them! That’s your problem now!”
Dew makes sure she’s already fluttering her way out of arm’s length as she says that.
“Eh, besides. It’s a forest. Nobody’s gonna see you. Well, I can see you. Nice bod!” She snickers, already back to the japes…
@BURNINGT3MPER “Ulck— holy fey, okay okay!” Her tune changes quickly when squeezed, she’d thrash around even more if she had any wiggle room to do it.
“Just chill out, you freaky naked lady..! I already said I’ll help, you know we can’t lie…!”
… Dew is having some trouble with eye contact.
@BURNINGT3MPER She plays up her helplessness with melodramatic acting… but she is actually a little scared. She’s not exactly resistant to being crushed here.
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew seriously questioned this girls spatial awareness… or even worse, maybe she’s too used to being nude… the little fairy wasn’t going to think about it, she had more pressing issues.
“Bwah, I’m just a wittle fairy… let me go pweeeasse, I promise I’ll let you through!”
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@BURNINGT3MPER “Hey, not my fault you— guwhoah—!”
Dew was completely off guard from all her laughing and mocking, so she was easy pickings to get grabbed. She’s small enough to grab even in just one hand, and she can’t do more than wriggle and wail about it.
“H- hey, come on… it was a prank!”
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew finds her obliviousness even more hilarious, laughing so much she even snorts trying to catch her breath.
“Guaaha— hahah, ssnrrrk haah, aah..! Gods, is that what you wanna ask? Don’t you even feel drafty?!”
She points, covering her mouth with her other hand.
@BURNINGT3MPER Luckily, it was just a prank spell. The explosion wasn’t harmful besides blowing soot everywhere.
Even so, Dew is cackling like crazy over it, barely able to stay afloat in the air as she’s doubled over in laughter.