Paddy Gallagher

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My Gran asked me to come and check her parrot as it’s been very quiet; it will be a bit of a wrench to tell her the truth…🤔

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I never really understood the Aerosmith song 🎶Dude Look Like A Ladle🎶 till now…

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The kid from the Nirvana album cover just recreated it….#feelingold

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Gosh he didn’t age well did he?

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Ever wonder what a cat’s tail says about their feelings?

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Oh God not only has she got them but she keeps them in a jar 🤢

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🎶She’s got Bette Davis Eyes🎶

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🎶She’s got Bette Davis Eyes🎶

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Apparently it contains reports over the years from Ireland of a peculiar orange sphere appearing in the sky which was agreed was both rare and unexplainable…

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Did you know that all baby giraffes are born with human like hands which they lose over time?

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In honour of his 80th birthday I am reposting this little known fact about the great man…

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Did you know that as well as being a famous actor in roles such as Poirot; that David Sachet managed to find the time to invent those little packets that you get ketchup in at restaurants?

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Rope tying puns are knot funny…

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Wow he must have exceptionally long arms…🤔

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Ok sorry turns out the bear was just facing towards the back of the shelf…

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🎶I’ve been to the desert on a bear with no face🎶

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This is the inventor of the calzone pizza Alberto Calzone - he was dismayed that his invention was used as food as he had originally intended it to be used as warm insulated clothing…

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Did you know experts have shared the number one habit of people who live to 100 and it’s so simple?

It’s that every day they avoid dying!

If you do that then you too will live to 100!

For more tips like this click on the link below….

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There has to be a more cost effective and less time consuming way to store my biscuits but until I can come up with an alternative - the Antarctic Desert is coolest and darkest place I can think of!

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Things you’ve been doing wrong all your life;
No 1: Most people don’t realise that this is the optimal toilet posture…

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He has a point…🤔

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🎶I’ve been to the desert on a bear with no face🎶