Star-Lord

I don't even know man I'm a disaster of a human being and this is my sin corner I guess

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

This is so freakong creepy stop it

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

I already feel terrible

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Im gonna do it
Im gonna do an undertale full genocide run
And im gonna livetweet it

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Aight

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Mass effect if i can romance an alien lizard lady then why cant i be in an open polyamorous relationship with her and the shepherd fanboy

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

I dont know whats worse the fact that youtube considers system of a down heavy metal or that it was recommended to me

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

When you find someone who also likes metal

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

This is why i have a professional account

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Boss: "do you have twitter??"
Me: "...yeah"
Boss: "can you send me your handle so we can feature you??"
Me: [sweats]

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

How much do i hate myself today

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

If some dudebro asks you to hold his hand pull out your lightsaber and cut it off sith lord style

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

I love Hawkeye comics!!

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

I love being an all-around percussionist! The way i can just...
[Clenches fist]
Tell every time people clap off-beat...

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

[Has 5 minutes left]
[Puts on heart of a dragon by dragonforce to pass the time faster]

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

I dont have the heart to tell people that the reason i could pronounce "callum" correctly was because of assassins bloody creed

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

apparently ubisofts middle east office is in the building that i work at???
I write movie reviews 2 floors away from assassins creed coders

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Showing affection to my best friend like

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Twitter is a brilliant place for many of the most intelligent people on the planet to waste their potential together.

[Star-Lord @padanipples]

Call me a dork for making friends with my old teachers but i get a break from crippling anxiety when i have to call someone i actually know