marlee

nyc

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

Now this is what I call a perfect Guinness pour

[clintoris @clintoris]

Didn’t go outside today

[marlee @padawanpirate]

Fuckkkk I can’t be Mexican?? Fuckkkkkkkkk

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Patriot Guidelines

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Say Santa is fake again I’ll fucking fold you bro

[salem ♫⃠ @weedyaoi]

using my one call in jail to facetime my bitch and listen to her pee one last time

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

men are very good at being women lately

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Anyone else lowkey forget what their mission was on Earth LOL. Anyone else desperately trying to repair communication lines with the world beyond

[marlee @padawanpirate]

@penis3004two Crosshair’s voice in particular… there’s so many moments where you can’t believe it’s Crosshair talking…

[marlee @padawanpirate]

I love you. Record me

[marlee @padawanpirate]

Have fun and be yourself is lowkey the best advice ever

[marlee @padawanpirate]

I think what’s “hot” and “in” is having fun and being yourself :)

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

My son doesn’t like cool ranch doritos so I killed him with a gun

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

First date idea: we figure out why we're single

[marlee @padawanpirate]

If you have a hot dad tell him I said #happyfathersday

[marlee @padawanpirate]

Happy Father’s Day to Temura Morrison

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion