Samuel Prosser

I relate to Alexander Hamilton, because I too will one day be shot for not knowing when to shut up. Lawyer.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

This president used the situation room to intimidate House members to cover up the Epstein files.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Hate to break it to you, Mike. But it is our money. #TaxTheRich

[Samuel Prosser @Padding_Stats]

@sam_d_1995 You are using a clip from the staging area where they board the buses before the parade last year to make this point. Please go touch grass.

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

Epstein's phone directory from his computer: 14 phone numbers for Donald Trump.

Emergency lines. Car numbers. Numbers to Trump's security guard and his houseman.

EFTA00597791. The files had this the whole time.

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

This is for the folks insisting there was no taxpayer funding used to put on this event.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Today is @realDonaldTrump’s 80th birthday—so we wanted to remind him of his favorite card.

May every day be another wonderful secret.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

reporters still covering biden as every institution we have is getting gutted and/or weaponized

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Wait you’re saying it was a scam?

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

I would say they’re not even signaling that it’s a culture war issue, they’re signaling that it’s a “pay us money or else” shakedown issue.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Just cause you didn't pay attention doesn't mean something didn't happen

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It really needs to be emphasized that Trump isn't just the most corrupt president we've ever had (and there's no close second), he's also the most corrupt leader in any modern democracy. This really isn't something you see in the first world.

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

this is how it’ll be when It Happens

[Rynge @Rynge_]

aight this one almost made me tear up. seeing people enjoy once in a lifetime moments in harmony is one of the beautiful things about humanity

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Draymond Green: “Wow they didn’t shake their hands… that’s not good"

[Fan @undercoverNBA]

People tried to convince me that this toddler was some beacon of wisdom because he spent some time with monks 😭

[jack @actionjack69]

Wemby didn't give a single Knick credit at any point this series, threw up an airball and then walked off the court first without shaking hands with anyone.

This kid fucking SUCKS bro he's earned a hatewatch for life

[Clemente Almanza @CAlmanza1007]

Wembanyama shot 42.3% in the NBA Finals. Holmgren shot 51% in the WCF

[🌩️ @twowayshai]

they been scared to call that 4th flagrant on Wemby all series long LMFAOOOOO

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

I mean, I’m all for putting things into perspective, but when it comes to global warming, zooming out a couple thousand years is not exactly reassuring.