Jessie

paddington bear enthusiast
she/her
do you think that god knew that the chicken bake would happen or just went wild with power

[Jessie @paddington618]

i'm just saying a lego batman 2 could pull us out of economic crises. have we considered this Brilliant Option

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Great title for a declaration

[Jessie @paddington618]

never heard of anything close to dr. louks' thesis before but about to see if i can read it somewhere for free because it looks like it's SUCH a good read and so so educational i'm gonna cry

[Jessie @paddington618]

and now it's snowing and it's cold and it's dark by 4. god is cruel and loveless

[Jessie @paddington618]

"arent you ready for fall and cold weather again :)" no i liked the long days and sun. im not ready for people to tell me to listen to boygenius again

[Jessie @paddington618]

everyone always is like "oh what do you watch for fun?" i watched a youtube essay on how "return to oz" is the only successful adaptation of wizard of oz that's ever been made but no one else wants to talk w/ me about it so we're just gonna say "oh you know, things" and leave it

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

making a cake with almond extract. think of this every time

[Jessie @paddington618]

dream man is kronk and we all know it. enough with this "celebrity lookalike" contest. we have never needed that once

[Jessie @paddington618]

cabernet sauvignon my love i miss you most ardently

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

Found out today that Wizard of Oz has book purists who despise Wicked and even apparently see the 1939 movie as fan fiction and I’m sorry but I can’t imagine anything funnier to be a purist for

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[M.E 🍂☕️ @Emmys]

I don’t have the gene that makes me want to have a “crumbl cookie”

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Whenever my best friend does anything I’m like yay I love you

[trevy @chillextremist]

Nah cuz it lowkey might be bedtime soon

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Dark at 5pm. Hope all you summer hating weirdos are happy.

[Jessie @paddington618]

oh sure morning people are the majority up until brunch gets involved. suddenly nine a.m. is unreasonable

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…
jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like