lil lunatic

if nobody hates you it may be because you're nice but it's more likely because you're bland

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

2 minutes without tiktok

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[lil lunatic @paddles2014]

My puppy accidentally head butted my upper lip this morning and it swelled up just perfectly enough that I’m considering getting lip filler now lmfao shit looks kinda good

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[J*ckie @jackie__sabbagh]

I hate when scientists are like “some insects can see colors we can’t.” Like ok? What colors? Quickly.

[princess @pmulaa_]

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

[Akino @akinodotx]

Fall said bitch I’m here

[~ @viagrafaII]

true

[yedoye @yedoye_]

damn a coffin costs $4000??? y'all can bury me loose

[lil lunatic @paddles2014]

If my boyfriend puts that he’s single on his taxes I’m gonna be SO fkn mad

[drew @hydratedangel]

DAY 305 OF THE PANDEMIC LET’S HEAR IT FOR DAY 305

[lil lunatic @paddles2014]

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream is the best chip and it’s not even close

[lil lunatic @paddles2014]

I stopped at the grocery store and my dog scammed his way out of my car, ran straight to the automatic doors, and made it all the way to produce before I caught him 🙃

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

when you get home from work you have to do all your tasks immediately or you have lost

[lil lunatic @paddles2014]

I spent $2600 on a tent yesterday. A TENT. I really am a different person

[Chuck Bass @MisterClasico]

Rent is due again next week????? For the love of God.