Gnawbert

Local beaver, Gnawbert Paddletail! happily married, lifelong vegan 🌱, lover of wood!
#Parodytwt

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

— PINNED TWEET —
new account for Gnawbert as the previous one was turned into a new main!
Owner is 16

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

But, anyways, I’ll probs be back in the alley sometime soon. Hope everyone’s been swell while I’ve been gone! Toodles!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

Hey everybeaver! I’ve been on such an awesome vay-cay with the wife. What better way to spend hot weather than at the beach??
I’ve been down at the coast for like, a while now. It’s so different to rivers, no way I could possibly build a dam that long!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@Az4234182348574 @trulygeorge27 // OHH

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@Az4234182348574 I’ve been doing okay, focusing on some big questions with Tina. Mostly about, y’know, children. It’s real complicated and we don’t know how we’ll go about it…

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

Oh logs, it’s sure been a while! How’s everyone doing???

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@LEGENDARY_CLAW It’s nice to hear from you too, superhero! Fought any cool villains lately?? Other than my wife, of course!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@BossesFearMe Nice ta meet ya, Timmy!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@BossesFearMe AAAHH! Holy moly! A shark?? I.. uhh…

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Well, that’s not too farfetched considering the nature of the Alley. Good to meet another aquatic species! I’m Gnawbert!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

Heya fellers! Gnawbert here! Some supernatural force TOTES took over my old Tweeter, so, here I am!

[Gnawbert @paddletail27]

@rickyfitnescool SHUT THE HELL UP