Paddy Shaw

For a moment there I thought we were in trouble

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

🙃

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

If your boss looks like this, your company will survive the recession

[Liam Smith @LiamBeefySmith]

@SkySportsBoxing @ChrisEubankJr Let’s not forget soft shite, you looked about 50 when you was 26 with that daft hair line. Before your trip to turkey 👴🏻

[Paddy Shaw @paddy9shaw]

@tomlfbrown And you wonder why you’re on the register

[Paddy Shaw @paddy9shaw]

@tomlfbrown You lost 4-0 to the same team at the start of the season

[Paddy Shaw @paddy9shaw]

@tomlfbrown Don’t fuckin ignore me boy #nonce

[Paddy Shaw @paddy9shaw]

@tomlfbrown Like prime joel brown from tad grammar to Leeds united academy

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Incredible from Mbappe but I was doing this shit in 2006

[matt. @mistercarrow]

Imagine the Nottingham Forest summer signings doing their initiation songs in the hotel the night before their next away game, it’ll be like fucking Live Aid.

[Asim Chaudhry @AsimC86]

AJ really needed this.

[Martin @NewAgeBoxingUK]

Paul Gascoigne on his way to the AJ changing rooms with a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Nothing to do with the owners or the manager it’s those donkeys on the pitch congratulations to Brentford proper team

[Paddy Shaw @paddy9shaw]

@EamoV1 @tomlfbrown @JoelGBrown1

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

I’m thinking you will call for the Glazers to sell the club, after not saying it once while they paid you.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Look at the headline. Why?

“Disgraced comedian” “rape joke” “career cancelled” on a pice about my wedding.

Some of you journalists are strange people, just got to continue to put people down.

Anyway, I’m married and happy “disgraced” or not.

[liamfusion @liamfusionn]

Another successful stag do

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

claiming benefits. bad back allegedly. extra £37 in my pocket. bloke from universal credit comes to observe my day. hobbled over. puttin on the works. about to sign me off. tells me pass the telly remote. pounce up. fuckin bastard. benefits been froze. lookin at court case. sick.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

mad that i could spark out any cunt in this pub

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

40 quid plus for National League play off final tickets- 20 for kids. Don’t we want people to support their local teams ? They already have to pay for travel from Solihull and Grimsby to East London. These fans are the bedrock of football and yet treated shamefully.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

checking emails. gaffa. invitation. zoom call. sent to me in error. big mistake. create fake account. join call. district managers on. call him fat cunt. gaffa clocks my voice. kicks from call. texts me. meetin in morning. sick. might lose job. winding dog up to take mind off it.