patrick doyle thomas

wherever

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Hey @united if a flight wasn’t “catered” and this has no free snacks available, wouldn’t it make sense to give away some of the snacks for purchase? Asking for my friends on UA1196

[Rod (Izzy) 🇺🇸🦅 @1zzyzyx1]

During her town hall, @RepJahanaHayes handled herself quite well when a person questioned her on student loan relief. We need all of our members of Congress on the road like this.

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

For the first time in 7 weeks, I have a normal shoe on my right foot - no boot or surgical shoe and it feels great!

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Just landed and legitimately all but one are screaming their asses off

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

16.5 hour flight and there’s legitimately 7 babies within 2 rows of me

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

16.5 hour flight and there’s legitimately 7 babies within 2 rows of me

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Eberflus fired!

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Holy shit

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

We haven’t earned ‘cute’ plays

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Unreal

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

@netflix so do you pay for my YouTube this month when I watch the fight tomorrow? How does this work? You’re payed for a service and then you don’t provide said service so where is a reimbursement?

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Hey @netflix just delay me by 20 minutes and I’ll be fine. Everything you’re doing fucked but I’m sure you care about me, the guy who just puts up with your price increases. So do that and we’re good

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

I can’t believe I fractured a fucking bone in my foot. One wrong step on a damn hike and here we are

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

@xorogerharvey Where? Can a guy come visit?

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

That’s not real

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Fuck the color yellow

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Kmet for Président #DaBears

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Bear Down #DaBears

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Hello. Thank you for reaching out. I have been too available for work calls for the last 2 months. I am currently letting my phone die on a flight so you can’t reach me when I land.
If it’s an emergency, please call the person you think is my best friend.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Please listen.

The truth this woman speaks can’t be denied.

[patrick doyle thomas @paddy_ptp]

Why does @UberEats know where my house is but @Uber doesn’t?