Juandissimo Magnifico

The horse’s name was Friday

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Gimme three beers and I’ll start using vosotros

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Society if The White Stripes never made Seven Nation Army

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Been a long day of pretending I care about the Knicks

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Today was a fairytale I wore a dress

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Dear Tim and Moby, how do we fix the Middle East

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If you need me I’ll be watching Fred videos

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I haven’t showered since 2015

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If I was in prison I would definitely get out on good behavior. I’m really well behaved

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Please excuse my dear aunt Sally, she grew up in a different era and doesn’t know any better

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I wouldn’t eat a human

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I bring chocolate milk to the bar and everyone calls me crazy

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The best part about pepper jack cheese is that you can’t tell if it’s moldy or not

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In the future we’ll have flying cell phones

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Can’t wait to hear that one bagpipe song tomorrow. Maybe some day they’ll write another

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The Mass Singer: reality show finding the next great church singer. Could you be hymn?

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Wiz Khalifa’s silence on the Taylor Swift vs. Olivia Rodrigo feud is very telling

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I wonder what Kanye thinks about quantum physics

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Christmas ain’t over till the Club Penguin holiday party is over

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Do you think Bobby Shmurda has a good tuna casserole recipe

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@CallmeAstop Maybe ask for some money for Christmas

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The disagreement about the mouthguard is the real fight