Michael

Look for the Lights

[Michael @padge___]

Make a 4th fantastic beasts movie @warnerbros and put Johnny Depp back in as Grindelwald PLEASE

[Michael @padge___]

Im sick of pretending… What the fuck does RSVP stand for

[Michael @padge___]

I miss the days when AI meant Allen Iverson

@alleniverson

[Michael @padge___]

Bring Johnny Depp back as Grindlewald in @FantasticBeasts

[Michael @padge___]

Bring Johnny Depp back as Grindlewald in @FantasticBeasts

[Michael @padge___]

Remember when texting a girl “Heyyy” was considered mack game…. Simpler times

[Michael @padge___]

Are they going to make a Tea app for guys because these women are out here wilin’

[Michael @padge___]

I just learned that the kid who voiced Russell in UP is 25 now, what the fuck

[Michael @padge___]

@Broncos i meed a B Dawk jersey before this season starts period.

[Michael @padge___]

Can they please make a game like the harry potter wizarding game but for avatar the last airbender where i get to choose what element i start with and then i become the avatar, get on it @Xbox @PlayStation

[Michael @padge___]

I need a @nugget Antonio McDyess jersey immediately

[Michael @padge___]

You ever go on tinder just to see if you still got it and you dont 🪦

[Michael @padge___]

What in the FUCK happened to the shrek animation @Dreamworks this is absurd #Shrek5

[Michael @padge___]

@ChipotleTweets whats up with these flimsy ass cups i just picked it up and the cap immediately fell off and spilled on me

[Michael @padge___]

I hate when girls get jealous and purposely say “she isnt even that pretty” to a objectively gorgeous girl

[Michael @padge___]

Put @Ballin25Braun in the dunk contest

[Michael @padge___]

@stoolpresidente just saw the 60k pizza review… big fan

[Michael @padge___]

@jerseymikes is a superior sandwich establishment

[Michael @padge___]

I don’t know much about “seasonal depression”, but if they have “seasonal my sleep schedule is fucked” apparently i got a 3 month subscription