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@lfc

[Imad🇨🇮🇨🇦 @AlIthemoney]

Love island bombshells playing at the WC

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[SlimekrewBangladesh @SlimeKrewDaily]

punch this nigga in his chest once & he’s gonna die on the spot

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[mr online @Absolunar]

my Boss the nanosecond I clock in

[Real Hater 🇦🇷 @22Hater_]

A ting has more wins than Slot this month

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

Here we go, Stravaslzai starting to do that thing of running like a headless chicken to try and press every defender because me wanty captain armband

[F 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩 @Flowsashi]

tried nonchalant gimmick at the function and missed out on the food

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Average Netanyaraujo first touch:

[Kadii @Kadi18_]

"the new intern guy, i say we rape him"

[🇲🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Erwin6_]

A Peruvian talking about handing out Brazilian passports