kailani

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[(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻) ⁉️ @punkcorpz]

He assaults a woman and all the men just stood by until she beat his ass back nobody can convince me men are our “protectors”

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[🜏 Molly 🜏 (NormalFriend CEO) @KittieKonfuzed]

Wait if Gaster wins a tumbler sexyman poll then Toby is forced to acknowledge him

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

what’s it called when you’re smart but everything you do is fucking stupid

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

boyfriend showed me a minecraft spooky video and in return i showed them the entirety of Petscop. in retrospect this was like making your child smoke an entire box of cigars because you caught them with a cigarette

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[turbomander @turbomander]

boy i sure do hope this thing that has made me upset every single time doesn’t make me upset this time

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[plapmaster @junkiewrangler]

Momma carrying me where r we going

[kage @sukikage_]

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood constantly switches between "keep going, it will get better" and "i can't do this anymore, im about to give up." it's like living in emotional whiplash. one hour you're hopeful, the next you're spiraling