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[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

fully believe this is the funniest any human being has ever been

[ria* @deanwkisser]

he looks so miserable you might think he’s dean winchester from supernatural

[• @yducknow]

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry.

[ria* @deanwkisser]

so there IS a chance i'm going insane

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[cay @koralinadean]

no shes right bc i was longlisted for the wattys at like age 12 LSJSJSKDKSK

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her

[sanaa ⭒ @sanaalaniec]

i love coming to my senses bc actually fuck you!!

[Hillary 🍸 @hilarryy_1]

If my man is comfortable enough to drag my homegirls relationship, that's because I've been chatting shit about that same said relationship to him.

[brandon* @brndxix]

imagine how boring it would be if every superhero had the same moral compass

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

The fact that Joe Budden still wont talk to Earl Sweatshirt over this k¡lls me 😭

[kee @caitlinsmartin]

shes just flinging his ass around omfg 😭

[jon @jon_eliecer]

Ya gassed this guy into thinking he could rap and I’ll never forgive you

[Tama Gucci @TAMAHOOCHIE]

If bratz was smart they would bring back the baby bratz and sell them as bag charms to compete with labubu’s

[Huey Freeman’s Big Cousin, BSN RN @aintthatliz]

i’m sorry but nothing would embarrass me more than my man being a rapper

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

the female side of jail must be strict asf ion never see em on Facebook or nun

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

The woman he’s married to