Padres Phandemonium

An unofficial fan page that tweets anything and everything about the San Diego #Padres. I'm a massive homer, though my team doesn't hit any. #Uncensored

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Somewhere, Donovan McNabb is wondering why the Seahawks-Cardinals broadcast cut out abruptly. #SNF #SEAvsAZ

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

How many interceptions has Ryan Fitzpatrick thrown? #SEAvsNYJ

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

The Bills and Patriots just got into a pregame scuffle, which is odd, because I'm sure the Bills will show no fight during the actual game.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

You'd think the Patriots being on their 3rd quarterback would be enough luck for all the this-is-our-year AFC Easters.

You'd think.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Why do they have tickle fights? #NYGvsDAL

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

I might tune out after the 1st, so I have exclusively fond memories.

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Wil Myers catches the Reds sleeping and takes home after a @JabariBlash walk! #Padres still trail 3-2.

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

pinch hitting with a pitcher in the 5th inning #ThatsSoPadres

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

He's beardless. He looks strange.

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Sources confirm: #Padres working to trade Kemp. Talked to #Braves, as @JimBowden_ESPN said. ATL seeking offense. Many available options.

[Friarhood @friarhood]

How do you feel about the Pomeranz trade?

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

From what I'm reading on Twitter, both fan bases hate the Pomeranz trade.

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

Wil Myers, All Star

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

THAT'S 3 WINS!

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

It's the 9th......

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Drew Pomeranz today vs the #Reds:

7IP 3H 0ER 1BB 6K (2-3 HR 2RBI). #Padres #SDvsCIN #MLBonFS1

[Padres Phandemonium @padres2015]

That James Shields sure is imploding tonight.