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Now on Twitter, sadly.

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I decided my first tweet should be: fuck the dodgers

[maya @hoodiemaya]

via @padreshumor on instagram... these are extremely funny to me

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@padrespod Padres have a history of trading for players without a long track record of success and getting burned (Nola, Pagan come to mind). If we trade hassell it should be for a proven stud imo

[Nick Lee @NickLee51]

I couldn’t find another way to grab this vid besides screen grab from @padreshumor.
Manny Machado is the captain of the Padres. Leads by action. If you still slander Machado after seeing him basically single handedly tie the game while injured, you’re just blindly hating.

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Interesting how people will already call Franco top 5 but with Tatis it was “wait til he plays a whole season” for two years of better production than Franco

[Marc Luino @GiraffeNeckMarc]

Day 5 of 12 Days of MLB Rankings!!

Ranking the best SS from every team in MLB!

https://t.co/VVXIUy5wvG

[Big Brown Machine @b19brownmachine]

What if I told you one tweet could incinerate the hopes of a franchise then salt the earth so nothing may grow again?

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Nothing is harder than being a San Diego sports fan man

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

Eric Hosmer is stealing money from the Padres. I made this video so I don’t have to argue with Hosmer apologists anymore I’m just gonna send this. The crazy part is this isn’t including his bad swipes at first or his egregious swings outside the strikezone especially vs lefties.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The Dodger fans get the chance to greet the Astros tonight.

Be careful what you wish for, says @MadDogUnleashed

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@MLBNetwork @MadDogUnleashed

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Weathers based

[Ryan Weathers @RyanDWeathers25]

Outerbanks is unbelievable

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@GiraffeNeckMarc Padres dump Hosmer on the Rockies by attaching top prospect Campusano and get Jon Gray and CJ Cron back, then trade for Kimbrel in a package headlined by Adrian Morejon

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@sdutKevinAcee

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@Jud5952100000 WHAT IS GOING ON

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@SlangsOnSports Not if you’re a Padres fan

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Meme dump cause Daniel Camarena is a legend

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@Ken_Rosenthal Why do you people insist that Mickey Betts should be an all star when he clearly does not deserve it

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[TMZ Sports @TMZ_Sports]

Trevor Bauer is currently under investigation for assault after a woman claims the Cy Young winner got physical with her, but the MLB star adamantly denies the allegation. https://t.co/4dUHPN1A1F

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Fun fact: Chris Paddack has a lower FIP than Walker Buehler this season

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#Fraudgers

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Records vs. .500+ teams this year

Giants: 18-12 (.600)
Padres: 26-23 (.530)
Dodgers: 15-21 (.416)