Patience

human disaster

[Patience @pae_opperman]

Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

yes daddy:
-overplayed
-unoriginal
-insinuates daddy issues

yes chef:
-powerful
-makes a statement
-one way ticket to flavortown

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Now what if I was wearing this. What would happen.

[KB @kbnoswag]

College girls on twitter aggressively fantasizing about being 40 year old moms who do regular activities with their fictional families is one of the most bizarre social media trends https://t.co/QP6VtpnzPk

[Patience @pae_opperman]

@MollyTohm @tumbIrhumor Dead ass I am prepared to go adopt 14 more cats

[reaghan @reaghanhunt]

why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

"If we ban guns they will just find another way."

Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

- we're bombing 8 different countries
- half the US makes $30k a year or less
- we have the worst healthcare in the developed world
- 45k die each year from lack of coverage
- we have $1.2T in student loan debt
- our infrastructure gets a D+

don't talk about 'shithole countries'

[tana mongeau @holytanamongeau]

how do you........ how do you see a dead body and continue to vlog how do you go home and rewatch that shit and still decide to edit and post it like you gotta be one heartless human being fuck logan paul and everyone who still decides to support him after this

[🪴 @goalietandem]

merry christmas to this post only