Sir Jordans

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

My enemies are succeeding... tell me why i just spent the past 30 mins looking for my smart watch charger and I still cant find it. That's a waste of 30 minutes that I could've spent sleeping or going through work notes. 🫩

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@Muntika_Nation Thank you. That confirms that wasn't being unreasonable.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

A male friend asked me for a favour and I said "sure I'll check and get back to you" and he responds with "good girl". Now, all of sudden, I'm annoyed and don't want to check and get back to him.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@nouvada Thank you for validating me and my feelings!

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@nouvada "god-tier"? Imma steal that!

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

I was in line to purchase this tee, there's a Sza song playing and at the same time the girl in front of me in the line and I both sang out loud "I might kill my ex" then she spun around and looked at me and we sang louder "Not the best idea" and laughed for 1 minute haha so cute

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@lmfaooooo00 Why am I tagged in this lol

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

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[Melbourne Storm @storm]

Congratulations Justin Olam on a fantastic career ⚡️

Always much loved by our club. Forever Storm #187 and 2020 Premiership player 💜

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

It's round 4 and I'm still coming to terms with not seeing no. 13 on Patty's back. No. 13 aura was unmatched.

[Brisbane Broncos @brisbanebroncos]

Back-to-back Derby W's 🔥

@kiaaustralia

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@nouvada Decade is a long way away... but delayed gratification is a beautiful thing

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

All this talk of protest... my form of protest will be to depart the country, straight up emigrating to Australia where taxes benefit tax payers. Good bye.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

I normally don't support the government, but I'm with James Mauswarape on shutting down Facebook. F*** free speech.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

Iced coffee edition of everything I make at home tastes so much better

[Dwarkesh Patel @dwarkesh_sp]

@thecaptain_nemo the world is smaller than you think!

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@Muntika_Nation This! Protesting over the wrong things too! Y'all got it twisted ...

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

I tried cooking as a person who eats survive, there was no motivation for me to learn new dishes. Maybe I will take up mixology classes.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

Judge Berrigan does it again! Let's all have a great week.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

Signs that I did not come to play with you hoes: coffee, hella black, sleeves rolled up, hair in a bun.

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

As long as the actual money collected in tax has not been compromised, I couldn't be bothered.
https://t.co/4bbyyzYBii

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

@KennethNaj74966 For a minute there I thought you were this guy hahaha

[Sir Jordans @pae_tesfaye]

How is this man so fine? Lol