[PART 1] ok so have u ever had to go to the bathroom in public and u ask the waiter and she hands u a key except the bathroom has a sign that says 'woman's bathroom handle is broken pls jiggle the key'
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[PART 5] and u speedwalk back to the waiter, very not so subtly place it back on the counter and slink past the waiter who very clearly thought u were in the bathroom for like 30 mins and I am never going back there again
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