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i ain’t even the whole book 😔

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i might not be funny but

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@gornky_ here before ian 😎

[emi | 18+ | mdni @headlikahole]

men cutting their hair is the worst thing ever stop cutting ur hair

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hey hey you you i just want a girlfriend

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@gornky_ that’ll make ya pussy throb

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@hunt_whore it’s a simple question

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do you cut your quesadilla with scissors or are you normal

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am i anxious or is it the redbull that i drank in 5 minutes

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the fact that facetime is inverted is fucking homophobic

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the fact that i have to wake up at 8:29 for ONLINE BAND is fucking homophobic

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twitter is such a snitch why do people need to know what tweets i like that’s so embarrassing

[dan @dadwearingjeans]

Stock market bf and astrology gf

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the only people that go bowling are dads and band kids

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@PedrozaLorraine ㅤ

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i might not be funny but

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if somebody says they’re a compulsive liar does that mean they’re lying when they tell me that? like think about that...? idk just like my tweets

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@TwinkltoesMMA @MarleyHattori wow you’re so cool franklin!

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆

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he liked my hair straight so i became a borderline lesbian

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@gornky_ wow you were born congrats

[mac @MacDoesIt]

I’m rewatching Easy A and I just want to tell the youth of the world that literally no one cares about you loosing your virginity except yourself

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winter starts november 1st i don’t care