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Gay for comedy. Sketch show fourth Sunday of the month @packtheater

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“tom nook is a capitalist” “tom nook is a property owner” “tom nook’s a loan shark”...but you have the largest house on your island? and the only thing your neighbor owns is the common butterfly you gave them 3 weeks ago? sis......the call is coming from inside the house.

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Get your fucking ass up and make tamales. It seems like no one wants to make tamales anymore

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House of Gucci is a perfect movie about killing your husband, being Italian, and having fun

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The most disturbing part of squid game isn’t the 100s of murders it’s the fugly shade of red the main character dyes his hair in the last episode

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

microdosing shitting by farting

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Twitter trending topic page be like:

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what if my good vibes are just my carbon monoxide leak?

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If butts can be gross and sexy at the same time why can’t I

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

wrote a sketch about a restaurant I would open called “98% Napkins.”you can buy food but it’s mostly about getting napkins.

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We love you AL! Show some love to the hottest member of the #Twilight cast by watching here: https://t.co/n3VQDfgFpf

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

got hired to make an ad for a Kate Bush night at a local dive bar

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ALL NEW SKETCHES TONIGHT LIVE ON https://t.co/J05sn6Ava9 AND https://t.co/tNjdV7wUnn 👑💕 AT 9PM PST

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mom I’m not “ignoring your text” I’m queering virtual communication

[Colleen Scriven @ColleenScrivs]

How does pregaming work again? Is it cool to put on Fleabag or not the vibe?

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nothing more heterosexual than wearing a “slay yas mama hunty WERK” t-shirt from the target pride collection

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showing up to a pride pool party as a 25+

[Power Selling 101 @powerselling101]

Tomorrow night! 💥 E-Bay legend Michael DeWitt welcomes guests @carrotflovver & @catshitgirl from @pageantcomedy, Charlotte Brown, and musical guest @jessicamayfield! 🏆💰It’s the E-Bay seminar that’s also a comedy/music talk show! Watch LIVE @ https://t.co/wtFvMRwc7j