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me

[common foid @commonfoid]

Ive never asked a bf about his exes or his bodycount because i dont need to be psychologically cucked by the past

[sarina @sariverse]

i once dated a guy like this who begged me not to leave him and then a week later woke up and said “I just don’t love you anymore. And I have to go fuck women in Mexico” I was heartbroken at the time but in retrospect I have to respect how insane the phrasing was

[. @pagedrhino]

I'm so in love with Rick Sanchez

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[. @pagedrhino]

Holy. Shit. I don't even play this game anymore but I'm so fucking ready.

[NU: Carnival Official @NUCarnivalEn]

⚡ "NU: Carnival x DRAMAtical Murder" Collab Key Visual Reveal! ⚡

Co-illustrated by both dev teams, the collab key visual makes its official debut!
Featuring Eiden (illustrated by Yamada Ui-roh) and Aoba (illustrated by the NU: Carnival team) ✨
Where fateful worlds intersect, a multidimensional meeting is set to unfold—

#NUCarnival #CHiRAL #DMMd

[. @pagedrhino]

Waking up after 9am might be a waste of the day but waking up at ~7 and just staying awake in bed til after 9am never is

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[. @pagedrhino]

I feel so left out whenever this comes up because orgasms and sex always make my cramps ten times worse 😭😭

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

it’s crazy how the “sex helps with period cramps” thing is actually true. like that sounds like a “fact” invented by men to get more pussy

[milo 🛸🐾 @ufodawg]

super rick fan morty!!! he’s such a cutie i need to draw more of him 🩵🩵🩵 #mortysmith #pocketmortys #rickandmorty

[. @pagedrhino]

I love the Rick x Evil Morty fics but I don't read them often cause I literally get jealous on behalf of Prime Morty. That's HIS grandpa!! That dick only goes down HIS throat because Rick wants to abuse him, the grandson he personally groomed to perfection, more than anyone else!

[ollie @ledytoss]

my problem is that I’ve always had a penchant for art and writing but never been so self-fellating that I believed I should go to art or writing school. so now I work food service and have minor league alcoholism

[. @pagedrhino]

There are a lot of hot rickorty scenes but the post credit scene in S1 E4 where Rick comes into Morty's room complimenting him before suddenly turning on him, putting a knife to his throat and grabbing his hair and Morty freaks out like "No, no, no!!!"
Violent drunk Rick...🤤🤤

[nik 💥 @masangtaesimp]

if you like cocaine you should try meth

[dead, again @mothmortem]

it’s not your fault that you’re this small and pathetic and totally repulsive. i realize that these immense character deficits are the result of your direct actions over a long period of time and that you will never change.

[: @sn0oozey]

Sometimes I’ll be having such a good time I forget I’m supposed to be suffering at all times. Because I’m a bad person.

[変装した悪魔 @devilindiswhat]

Sleeping Daniel with his kitty. #ocart #originalcharacter

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

i even get jealous over my friends having other friends put me down oh my god