paige

voted “most likely to become a comedian” in high school. now i just overshare on twitter (she/her)

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[paige @pager1130]

the same jumping spider that ive tried to kill 3 times today seeing me pick up the shoe again

[paige @pager1130]

we are all allowed guilty pleasures in life. and if that means that my top song of 2026 ends up being homewrecker by sombr then you better leave me the fuck alone alright

[paige @pager1130]

summer 2024 was maybe the peak of my life. brat summer, the twisters movie came out, sabrina’s espresso blaring everywhere, the twisters movie came out, kamala harris hopecore, the twisters movie came out

[paige @pager1130]

my coworkers spent a good 5-10 minutes talking about how im so young that i can’t relate to half of their pop culture references and i literally felt like this (i am a grown 28 years old)

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait

[len @mkgoooner]

drank 500ml of strong ass coffee w a ton of sugar i feel like this https://t.co/PLg2V2Rjle

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

putting this over my menu at chili’s

[paige @pager1130]

calling it now: BeReal is going to make a huge comeback this summer, which will be big for me as someone who never gave up and has a 1260 day streak

[paige @pager1130]

workout class themes are always like “EDM TAKEOVER!!” or “pop diva friday” fuck you i want a fontaines themed class and i want everyone else to suffer

[paige @pager1130]

learning that this scene was filmed in South Boston actually makes it 100x funnier. who of us have not been inclined to physically fight someone in South Boston? #RHORI

[paige @pager1130]

one time at a cubs game everyone was getting beer bats and when I got to the front of the line I found out the only options were a light beer that I didn’t like or a hazy IPA so I proceeded to finish an entire beer bat of hazy bear hug on a 90° day

[paige @pager1130]

dads are so fuckin awesome

[paige @pager1130]

there’s this operator on the purple line who always gets on the speaker to tell everyone that he hopes they had a good night’s sleep and to have a wonderful day and stay safe and it quite literally makes my entire day when I board his train. like I hope he sees this

[paige @pager1130]

Taking the L into River north listening to Wilco. The-Bear-maxxing if you will

[paige @pager1130]

come on man I can’t start worrying about a new virus on top of everything else I have going on (the summer house scandal)

[paige @pager1130]

just realized 2026 is the last year that all of gen z will be under 30 #roadtochopped #almostunc

[paige @pager1130]

maybe its for the best I lost Geese presale. maybe Cameron winter’s speaking voice would’ve pissed me off soooo bad at the show. who’s to say

[paige @pager1130]

@tayylorlauren94 This is enough motivation for me to start tweeting full time again honestly

[paige @pager1130]

When I went to Italy w my high school class and developed a full on mouth infection and spent every last euro at an Italian dentist who advised I remove my wisdom teeth but they were already removed and I missed going to the Vatican and on the flight home I discovered The 1975

[erika @yeeeerika]

you ever have a cursed trip? where everything that could go wrong goes wrong? so you avoid the city for years, even though you love it? then one day you wake up, miss your friends, want to see a cool exhibit, and spontaneously book a trip? NYC, i'm ready for the redemption arc