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30 ~ lesbian ~ witchy bitch ~ proud looney leftie lover of cats, quizzes, bob ross and NUFC 🖤🤍 ☉ ♍︎ • ☾ ♉︎ • ↑ ♒︎

[kira ☕️ @kirakissaten]

it genuinely pisses me off so bad how nonchalant people are about AI. we’re in a bubble in our online spaces but out in real life? everyone is casually using it for the most basic tasks. it’s pathetic. these people are pathetic.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked ChatGPT” well, i asked the trees, but they’re too busy being on fire because people don’t take climate change seriously

[Olivia Buzaglo @OliviaBuzaglo]

Lost for words really. That was in our hands. Momentum should’ve been ours after Gordon’s goal. Tuchel’s subs all wrong. Can do that against Mexico, not Argentina.

Absolutely gutted.

[pdb @nufcpb]

The game was perfectly set up to bring on fresh attacking subs after we scored and kill the game off and Tuchel bottled it

[P @pagerannigan]

But in all seriousness what the fuck was that Thomas Tuchel??? The international break was meant to give me some rest bite from watching 11 men go 1-0 up then sit back and absorb the pressure 🤦🏼‍♀️ Parking the bus and throwing defenders on at 60 mins? Absolute disaster man #ENGARG

[P @pagerannigan]

I need to make a sincere apology to all England fans, I wore a different England shirt tonight than I have for the rest of the tournament and in the interest of superstition accept that the loss tonight is fully my fault #ENGARG

[Comedylegion @Comedylegion1]

#ENGARG

Are Argentinian players aware of how embarrassing they look playing like a bunch of petulent kids?

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Dan Burn when he gets ahold of Messi tonight

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

when i say "i love every cat" i quite literally mean that i love every single cat in the world, no matter how mean or 'ugly' or anything. i have so much love in my heart for every furry cat on this earth and i am on a mission to pet them all

[Tash Everitt @natashaeveritt7]

Saw someone say we should rename Big Ben, Big Dan Burn if we win the World Cup and I think that’s totally fair

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

“English football fans are arrogant”

Their biggest football song is about how they always fucking lose.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

England v Argentina. For a place in the @FIFAWorldCup final. 👊

We’re all behind you, BDB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Carabao Cup @Carabao_Cup]

Big Dan Burn loses Alexis Mac Allister to head home!

#EFL | #CarabaoCup

[England @England]

For a place in the @FIFAWorldCup final.

It’s matchday for the #ThreeLions in Atlanta! 🦁

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Friend: “You take promises really seriously, don’t you?”

Autistic person: “I thought that was the point of a promise.”

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Me, aged 15, trying to pretend I wasn’t pissed out of my nut when walking past my parents after getting twatted on alcopops at the park.

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Elliot Anderson shouting ‘GEORDIES!’ at the end of Hey Jude at the World Cup

You can take the boy out of Newcastle, but you can’t take Newcastle out of the boy

🖤🤍 #NUFC

[England @England]

IT'S THAT MAN AGAINNNNN! 🌟