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[Megatron @paggoti]

@TOTTI6t21 yes

[Dev @noWaybruce]

😭😭

[luh♡ @luhsouff]

"2026 vai ser o meu ano"

eu tentando terminar setembro:

[:3 @amotyleregatos]

as vezes queria ser um cigarro para morrer nos labios de alguem que me escolhe mesmo sabendo o quão ruim eu sou

[nayel @burningmotel]

me using masturbation as an antidepressant instead of pills

[trash @trashh_dev]

my subagents after i left them running all
night without checking on them

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

when my beautiful wife says “come to mommy” and i see my son running to her

[Ibro bin laden. @Omornahbenzo]

Oh lurd no 😹

[Megatron @paggoti]

@Mrjohn_18 bro’s dropping leaks after the legit iPhone dropped 😭

[Megatron @paggoti]

@dogcanerdogan @5starpaulyne Your bio says "expert in relationship dynamics." Please don't advise anyone.

[Raghu Ram @Raghu_Ram_on_X]

Having a chief minister (a female one at that) telling all women to stay indoors so they don't get raped is so dystopian, I can't believe these are the things we need to protest against now! But protest, we will. And bring the change that is needed.

[TCS ⵣ🇲🇦 @TCS_XUN]

J'ai la petite douleur dans la gorge quand j'avale ma salive...

[Megatron @paggoti]

@Whiskey_LXXII all of these are inevitable at some point of their lives. 1 is very natural; 2, 3, 4 can occur after childbirth. If these make you lose interest for them, you mustn’t father children.

[Megatron @paggoti]

@jvepng @1Rosewood Individual icons were added in subsequent updates. i removed this abomination of a default widget which puts airdrop before cellular data

[lu @luperodelcarp]

todos los tweets q veo con este gif son uno mas degenerado q el otro

[Matt Convard @MattConvard]

every time I open this app this gif pops up with an even freakier caption

[Megatron @paggoti]

I asked ChatGPT to recommend accounts on X that are actually about technical side of the AI, and this is what it said. To people who post utter bullshit to stay relevant in this field, you're not fooling anyone.