Chris Simmons

scary lady but the one that’s on your team

[Chris Simmons @paging_chris]

@samuelt22223 @christapeterso Yeah, that’s the wild bit. High skill Musk-bros exist and a lot of laid off folks looking for work rn, but can they figure out the stack with what’s available before a major incident? Who knows! (& given that he’s hamstrung his own ability to pay the bills, does it matter?)

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@HeatShock_Helen @camjpatrick @katiedimartin Here’s the article you’re looking for - https://t.co/xGcZdbvhJA

FWIW, I work in tech and can confirm, internal services usually have wacky names like this.

[Mercutia @LadyMercutia]

@drskyskull @daveanthony So: cat = Elon, Twitter = squid, basically.

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If twitter goes down, can the last person with access just put up a picture of the fail whale?

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Hear me out: cozy spy thriller

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@hankgreen It can also be subject-of-agreement limited: for example, I do trust my brother to look after my dog or like, sign for me in the hospital, but I do not trust standing within 4 feet of him, as he will still try to give me a noogie.

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@hankgreen Trust is your ability to reliably predict that someone’s actions or choices will not bring you harm. Agreeing with each other is one way to get there, but so is simple exposure.

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How can I be a Weird Misanthrope Writer if I am expected to tweet?

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@nopenotherenow @vanoreo_ @shaun_vids Rotate it 90 degrees to the left and its 70s Elvis

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@lavbonesmag Big fan of sonder

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Trying to explain social media and social media breaks the not-chronically-online

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It could have been us:

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not show and tell or witches' spells but a secret third thing

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@PeterDConley @kylascan @AaronRHanlon Peak Florida behavior

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@garthnix My first thought was one of those home encyclopedias

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@iconawrites I know you’re right and I agree with you, but being remembered as a weird prophecy-wailing bog banshee is my new dream.

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Memes.

[sam @smnthfn]

it’s not poetry or prose, but a secret third thing

[Chris Simmons @paging_chris]

This is a chart from CAISO showing the electrical demand from Tuesday. That steep drop at 6pm comes right after the mass text asking everyone to shut off unnecessary appliances until the evening.