Paige

classy yet trashy and a little bit nasty x

she/her

[Paige @paige8660]

@OaklabsAlerts @jabbatofabba

[rachel @rachelmillman]

been cackling laughing at this trend for a few days but the beaver really got me good

[Paige @paige8660]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 28 Jan 2010 (via @twi_age).

[Paige @paige8660]

I'm 27 this year which is distressingly close to 30 and a bus driver just asked my age in case I needed a child ticket.

[Paige @paige8660]

As it's Liam's birthday I got up at 6 to make sure I was ready for when he gets up so he can open his presents and we can go straight out - he chose today to have a nice long lie in 🤩

[Paige @paige8660]

@OfficialPLT ☃️

[Paige @paige8660]

It's June 2022 and I've caught covid for the first time, what the fuck is that about then

[Paige @paige8660]

I DONT HAVE A CAT

[Paige @paige8660]

Left the front door to my house open whilst I put Liam in his dad's car and when I came back in -

[Paige @paige8660]

🥴🥴🥴

[Paige @paige8660]

@beautybay @TooFaced 💘

[Paige @paige8660]

@milkyonesug Got it in one well done

[Paige @paige8660]

I'm nothing if not honest xoxo

[Paige @paige8660]

I'd love to say I was smashing single parent life but I'm sat in my kitchen listening to Mika a full bottle of wine down eating chicken nuggets and considering tinder so... let's just say I'm not smashing it

[Paige @paige8660]

@milkyonesug Mine shouts 'MUMMY CAN YOU SMELL IT... WIPE MY BUM' every single time 🫤

[Paige @paige8660]

@HamleysOfficial 2

[Paige @paige8660]

how have I brought a child into a world for him to have to live both through a global pandemic and a war in the space of 3 fucking years

[Paige @paige8660]

@JamesMcLachlan7 @_LindaLER_ @Kingsmead24 @ShappiKhorsandi I have children within my setting who have been removed from their parents for safeguarding reasons. Do you think it's still appropriate to exclusively talk about mummy and daddy because it makes them more 'robust' or do you agree that isn't the most reasonable option?

[Paige @paige8660]

love that my work photo accurately represents how I feel about looking after and teaching babies for minimum wage