$ paige $

she/her

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

All I want is for someone to take me to Olive Garden to get some soup, salad, and breadsticks

[John Constas @JohnConstas]

Mushrooms: the (not so) secret medicines pharma doesn't want you to know about

THREAD

[carol leonard @laughingcat2016]

Hey everyone, don't forget to recycle!

[pixie riot @mspixieriot]

Logo/art contests are a scam. The winner gets a prize, but every single entry belongs to the contest organizer, forever. They give out one prize, they have THOUSANDS of designs they can make money off of, and they've created a merch line without paying a single artist.

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Must resurface this video of Alotta Boutté in Mugler

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

You absolutely love to see it

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

next week from the post: COVID loses 75% of ability to infect when you’ve logged 40+ hours at work in a week

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

Senators buy drugs with my money.

[yasmin🖤🕸 @creepingghoul]

i fucking love broccoli . broccoli stans make some noise

[Kali @102YLA]

Stop trying to make not knowing how to drive a quirky trait you are stupid

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

@northstarrx No fr I feel like the only way it saves you money is if you get to the point where you already have the supplies on hand and it’s so hard to get to that point because who has money like that???

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I invented a rolling tray.

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

@hellakiller Dude yeah I went to middle school with her and we were friends… wild

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

You go to Trader Joe’s and buy hella shit only for you to get home and realize you just bought a bunch of appetizers to make for dinner lmao

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

@fuckoffgarden @hellakiller stfu and Sharon aint workin at heirloom they dipped back to the oven goon

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

@fuckoffgarden no

[𓂀 @girIsonfiIm]

oh to live in gillian anderson’s house from sex education

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

@savsauce97 $200!

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

Still for sale! My friend and I can no longer attend and I just want to get some of my money back :)

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

I’m selling 2 tickets to the Tame Impala concert in SF this Wednesday!! DM for info

[$ paige $ @paigeaxton]

I’m selling 2 tickets to the Tame Impala concert in SF this Wednesday!! DM for info