paige

palm trees, pineapples & mindless riots. Christina Yang is my spirit animal.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Being fucking hunted by a fly for the past hour.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Hitting traffic and instantly thinking I’m going to die of thirst.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Most of my friends are getting engaged and I’m ringing my mum to ask if I can cook sausages from frozen.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Seeing so many people strip their sebaceous filaments with the new pore stripping cream & paper on tik tok is distressing.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Not me having to ring my mum at 27 for help putting lights in a Christmas tree.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Just me who gets unwell after every holiday!

[paige @paigebethany_]

Yet again, the girls have been crimed

[paige @paigebethany_]

House shopping whilst hungover is not the one.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Nah people have too much to say.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Travelling to Halifax for my hair appointment. No one can tell me I’m not loyal to the soil.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Putting your phone on DND and accidentally napping is a 10/10 feeling.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

An email to Beckham’s PR. Less than 4 days to go.

#benderslikebeckham 🌈

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

[Alice @ALICEAMYMITCHX]

Full fat coke is the only thing to cure a hangover.

[paige @paigebethany_]

@ALICEAMYMITCHX @JessHallworth95 Absolutely.

[paige @paigebethany_]

Everyone can just fuck the fuck off.

[paige @paigebethany_]

When the owner of the bar single handedly empties his own bar #2storiesbolton

[paige @paigebethany_]

Norma is honestly my fave character in shameless.

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

Jim Carey performing with 50 cent might be my favourite video ever