paige ❀

[she’s an angel @guccirry]

Get in line sister

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[hera @shiningdaisies]

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

[Amie with an ie @HeyAmie]

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Rent, bills, Christmas, and Birthdays.. I ain’t laughed in 2 days

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[Caroline Pierce @CarolinePierce8]

No dance experience, no TikToks, no gymnastics… THIS MAN WORKS AT A ZOO #DWTS

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

[cav empty @cavempty_]

spam texts getting too good yes i am down

[jess @enchantedjess13]

gonna take a leaf out of taylor’s book and start making elaborate countdowns to really good pictures of myself like why not

[7 @SEVYNTV]

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car

[nat 🕷️ MAR DAY @sottrrys]

my husband asked "me or harry styles?" and i said "but babe you ARE harry styles😭" and we both laughed and then i went home and took my pills and then he disappeared

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

Baby Dobby 🧦

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Life is lowkey like a highway

[KJ @kend0llass]

Nvm i feel better! I could go for a lemon drop

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

them crackas was in a different bag when they released “life is a highway”.

[alfie @alfienxo]

please text me back i’m about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Literally addicted to self diagnosing. The more it pisses people off the better. Today I have arthritis.