paige engelman

Bonjour

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Sprite in a can may be the death of me but I can’t stop. @sprite #bubbleseruptfrommynosesometimes

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Nobody:

Me: DiD YoU kNoW TuRtleS CaN RuN!

#everyonehatesmelol

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@WrightAndorra More like #-48

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Whoever named the colour orange after the fruit is probably the most uncreative person to ever exist. #orangesarefuniguess

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Unpopular opinions:

1. hot chocolate is gross
2. cows are really cute
3. being vegan is overrated
4. iced tea is underrated
5. I will get a boyfriend

#likeifyouagree

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I honestly feel bad for whoever is watching me through my phone because my life is so boring #Sorryapple

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My real question is, who invented the first word? And what was it? 🤔 #questionofthecentury

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@BryantEslava Sorry can’t read this tweet, got a blindfold on. 😏

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@BryantEslava #cantrelate

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I’m obsessed with turtles now and idk why.🐢

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@BryantEslava Word

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I just slept till 3pm, but I’m not complaining lol. #noregrets

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@emmachamberlain Moi

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@emmachamberlain Aloha

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@jamescharles Good ones lol

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@emmachamberlain I live for old navy

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When I was four I jumped of my couch and broke my arm lol. #flyinglegend

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@GraysonDolan Hola

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@avajules_ Once I dropped a spoon in the garbage in school... I’m scared for life #gotyelledat

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@emmachamberlain @chambiesbae The AirPods or the hairs lol?