paige

code so hard mufuckas wanna fine me / controls engineer / zoom star / aspiring backup singer for Sheryl Crow

[paige @paigeeta]

Me on my student loan account:
rosebud
rosebud
rosebud

[paige @paigeeta]

@reeses peanut butter pie Reese cups are so foul and disgusting and WHY do they taste like coffee

[paige @paigeeta]

@FreddysUSA change back your cheese curds

[paige @paigeeta]

If @benandjerrys ever discontinue dirt cake ice cream……… I’ll lose my will to survive

[paige @paigeeta]

@Pillsbury bring back your waffles !!!!!!!!!

[paige @paigeeta]

@Nelnet website still is not letting me login and it’s been a week. Does that mean my student loans are forgiven

[paige @paigeeta]

@_katrinam Happy birthday sis this will just have to do. Love ya miss ya

[paige @paigeeta]

@_katrinam @HeinzUK And you probably loved it

[paige @paigeeta]

@BBC

[paige @paigeeta]

Sobriety is nuts because i used to just get drunk and high and sleep and now i exercise everyday and am in grad school

[paige @paigeeta]

@AskPapaJohns why are all promo codes showing up as expired on your website

[paige @paigeeta]

i come from a lemonade house where i just think we should be drinking lemonade non stop

[paige @paigeeta]

bury me with a 24 pack of diet coke

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[paige @paigeeta]

you either grew up in a loud house or a quiet house and then you marry eachother

[paige @paigeeta]

@PapaJohns what the hell is this dry bread

[paige @paigeeta]

not me trying to help fix the door at @Starbucks this morning lolol

[paige @paigeeta]

@bublywater why can’t i find the bellini bliss in stores anymore???????? what is this non sense ????

[paige @paigeeta]

@chrissyteigen do not eat skyline

[paige @paigeeta]

@HashTagNina lmao thoughts and prayers either way. wedding planning was my own personal hell

[paige @paigeeta]

@HashTagNina best advice: elope lol i tell everyone no one listens and months before their weddings they’re like damn i should’ve listened to you highly recommend it.