paige

uh alum; she/her; this is a greg abbott hate page

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.

[RB 🤘🏼 @HeyyRB]

Being a Houston sports fan has to be some sort of mental illness

[Matthew Winick @matthewwinick]

With all due respect, the Dick Vitale/Charles Barkley announcer booth is reaching new levels of unlistenable.

[brolando @brolandoooo]

i've watched the coogs lose a natty in person, you can't hurt me anymore

[Jim Root @2ndChancePoints]

I have an idea for the Big 12 Tournament next year: play it on a basketball court. Let me know your feedback

[Project Hail Emmy 🚀 @rockyandgrace]

gay person: i’m gay

autistic person: im autistic

that one gay autistic friend: you should really read Project Hail Mary it’ll change your life

[۟ @shakchunny]

the horrifically evil concept of having to be employed while the olympics are going on

[sativa @urfavstrain]

30 nights at msg and i won’t be at a single one.

[sam ⭐️ @1980CINEMA]

people getting multiple msg tickets and me and my girls couldn’t even get for ONE show…. this is truly sick cause HOW???

[🧸🪐💐 @showedyoulove]

getting real sick and tired of logging on Ticketmaster at 11 and 2 everyday only to not get anything

[paige @paigeewrightt]

why is it possible that i can be literally 1100 in the queue and there’s nothing left. harry we have beef

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Joseph Duarte @Joseph_Duarte]

You get a foul, you get a foul ...

[🧼. Got glasto tickets. @user127382151]

The rest of us are going back to work tomorrow you should try it @ harry_styles

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Stole the bolt 😏

[et(te) @VIRGINICIDAL]

When you’re in 4th grade and jealous you didn’t win the free personal pizza from the summer reading challenge

[tate brown @realTateBrown]

Some of you guys are donning gay apparel year round

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Absolutely terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.