Paige Hala

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

Oh my god what did Apple do to photos

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

There are literally zero scenarios where I would want num-lock off.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

Is there a @BChickenfry GoFundMe? Because the girls would get her to $12M so fast.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

Costco would be better if it was women only.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I hate the cockiness of restaurants that don’t give you salt and pepper on the tables.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I’m going to dress up as the scariest thing I know for Halloween…a newborn baby.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I feel like if we didn’t let men into Taylor Swift concerts we’d eliminate the problem.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I heard someone say La Criox tastes like static and I think about that a lot.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

The worst part about the Super Bowl is the football.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

When a call that could have been an email goes over.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I feel like it should take more than a bird to take out an engine of a Boeing 737

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

@BarackObama Show your Spotify wrapped and prove it

[Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper @soneall89]

Not a single Grammy nomination. What a joke

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Just for some context, these two are the same ages as Leonardo DiCaprio & his new girlfriend

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

I feel like I find out everything I need to know about someone when they tell me they’re a “cruise” person.

[Fund Texas Choice @FundTexasChoice]

The only thing harder to get in the US than Taylor Swift tickets is an abortion.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

@Ticketmaster You literally knew exactly the number of people that were going to show up to buy tickets.

[Paige Hala @paigehala]

Ticketmaster: “I’m the problem, it’s me.”

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

How old are you?
Idk between 25 and 50
What? Send a pic