Paige Hoppmann

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

@NermanaTurajlic It’s your reward for being social

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

How’s my week going? I not only bought brown fucking eyeliner but also mascara.. ok.

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Told Brad I’m buying a donkey with my stimulus check.. still waiting on a response. Must’ve lost his phone.

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

@katie_leighhhh 😂😂

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Strange how something as simple as sunshine can change your entire mood

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

shoutout to the people who are going through their own shit but still make time to check in on their friends. Those are the kind of people you need to put your energy into keeping in your life.

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

I want to live way up north and get a flip phone. #checkedout

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

@katie_leighhhh My hangover disagrees 😂

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Next time anyone hears me say I need to get “efficiently drunk” throw something heavy at my head. Great, thank you so much.

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

I swear I think I’m Oprah when I drink I spend so much money. “You get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot”

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Something they never prep you for in life.. the level of drama/pettiness or blatant tantrum throwing when you have a difference in opinion with someone regarding politics, police, vaccines,etc. ...Is it that hard to figure out human decency or respectful ways to communicate?

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Brad tried second guessing me for getting drunk of a Sunday.. but really he should have knew better when I left the house in a jean jacket.

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Someone probably should’ve sent me home at like 9:00 last night

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Idk what I’m more nervous for about my birthday.. the post from Jenn or my hangover Saturday

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

I’m convinced hell just looks like folding endless amount of laundry

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Tell me why I just bought another Jean jacket.. I have like 17

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

@gracelynvthelen Hey we could do it together

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"Damn, what a week" -Me at 9:30am on a Monday

[Paige Hoppmann @paigehoppmann]

Just want someone to love me like Jenn loves Chick Fil A