Paige Klone

My last name rhymes with Tony

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I’m so excited to announce my short film Bad Assistant has been chosen as one of the 10 finalists for @madewithSHIFT. I have an amazing crew who have all helped me make this project come to life! @dearsandwich @SimianDesign @jmorodp https://t.co/2lSc7nEJfH

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I’d do anything to have my Mom stop sending requests asking me to join her on LinkedIn.

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@J_Beale Wow, ya killed it

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I’m not a mess, but I definitely could get my shit together.

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It feels like zoey deschanel was 25 for 15 years and then one day she woke and was 40.

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I’ve been trying to be more positive with myself lately. For example, this morning when I looked in the mirror instead of saying “you’re fat!” I said “you need to lose 32 pounds ASAP!”

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It’s making me uncomfortable that there’s country music playing a this city target I’m at.

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I bonded with a 14 year about being single for the last 9 months... I didn’t have the heart to let her know that I’ve actually been single for 29 years.

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@stalkme69 Oh my god. I gotta watch

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I like going to target

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I think the thing I’m most terrified about is when I have kids and they bring home artwork they made and ask to hang it up and I have to explain to them that we can’t because it’s ugly.

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This morning I cried in the shower because I had a dream that a guy at a bar told me I'd never get married

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Just a quick reminder that we’re all gonna die

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Idk, I kinda like the drug dealer that sits outside my office everyday. I appreciate consistent schedules.

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I had a lot of grey hairs fill in this week and I feel like my prize should be a baby.

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Something I really need to stop doing is starting to unbutton my jumpsuits on my way to walking to a restaurant bathroom

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I never got bullied, but I should’ve!

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My personality doesn’t do well on adderall

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Gonna start commenting “hope you get pregnant tonight” on all my friends Instagram valentine shoutouts.