Rachel Forman

you can just toss all that stuff in the backseat

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

"essential oils" was a way smarter name than "expensive smells"

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

@meatsical Jarlic, if you will 🧄🫙

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Los Angeles! Catch a night of killer comedy and help my friend @YsabelJuradoLA fundraise for her campaign for City Council! CD-14 would be beyond lucky to have her!

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

This Twitter rebrand makes sense because Elon Musk is like our collective shitty ex

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

BUT HER SEAMAILS #HurricaneHilary (look I know this isn’t a good joke but I need to do this to get it out of my head)

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

In the 90s every band had a bald guy in it that’s just the way it was

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

I’M REVOLTING 🔥😎🔥

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Y’all.

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

damn i KNOW we’re in a recession cuz i got a dental cleaning today and at the end she said “hold on let me get your take-home floss” and legit just handed me some loose floss

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson’s dissent in affirmative action is on point.

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Wow, what an article. A compelling call to action and a poignant farewell. You are amazing @ajsilverstein16✨ Sending love 💛

[Amy Silverstein, author @ajsilverstein16]

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile:
My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon https://t.co/9ko3Eu53oK

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

You guys aren’t… gonna… call this…….. Strawberrier? @Perrier

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

I read it as “underpants” and will continue to laugh forever https://t.co/I4rlj9vzzk

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

BRB gotta go around and tell all my houseplants “great job”

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers as we brave the Solar Vortex here in California 🙏

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Well maaaybe y’all shouldn’t have trusted your💰with someone whose last name is p much Bank-Fraud-Man #FTXScandal #FTX #SBF_FTX #SBF

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

I’m the psychopath puttin weird shit on the microwave like 39 seconds

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

Your treat is someone else’s trick and that’s privilege, ghosts & ghouls

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

When I’m depressed my diet = 50 Shapes of Beige

[Rachel Forman @dearsandwich]

I just signed this petition on OrganizeFor with @ColorOfChange. Will you join me? #O4 https://t.co/y4eTaEfNTD via @ColorOfChange