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wife, cat mom, hairstylist.

[🖤 @paigestam]

how do i tweet as though i didn’t take a stupid long twitter hiatus

[🖤 @paigestam]

I really called hand and stone today thinking it was my gyno. I was talking to someone who’s supposed to be cancelling my facial subscription about my vagina for 10 minutes before my dumbass realized I called the wrong number back 😅

[🖤 @paigestam]

THE AUDACITY.

[🖤 @paigestam]

Drove all the way to city for my first mlb game & a newlywed date night and the fucking @Yankees get covid. Cool. Great. Fun times.

[🖤 @paigestam]

I wish these bitches wanted more talent and less c l o u t.

[🖤 @paigestam]

This new nicki album is 🔥😭

[🖤 @paigestam]

Ugh @Gymshark is trash. There I said it.

[🖤 @paigestam]

WHY THE FUCK IS GAS $3.00?!

[🖤 @paigestam]

Can’t wait to tell my future kids this was their mom on her 21st birthday..... ahhhhhahahha oh my god 🥲

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[🖤 @paigestam]

I would sell my soul to smoke a blunt with lil peep and mac.

[🖤 @paigestam]

I filmed the busss ittt tik tok trend yesterday and BITCH my fucking legs are so sore. What in the world

[🖤 @paigestam]

Go to hell.

[🖤 @paigestam]

Only scumbags make profits off of their friends death.

[🖤 @paigestam]

#CallofDutyBlackOps4 #XboxShare

[🖤 @paigestam]

Just here to tell you linkin park radio on Pandora is superior.

[🖤 @paigestam]

This week fucking SUCKS.

[🖤 @paigestam]

Just started watch You. And what the fuckkkkkk

[🖤 @paigestam]

Hiii I’m hardly ever on Twitter anymore but here I am almost 6 years since my first date with billy and I am still so smitten I have to tell you all. Thanks bye!

[🖤 @paigestam]

Yo my mans is lookin gooooooood at this meet rn. 🤤