Paige

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[Paige @paigewasturned]

Still not over the @WashSpirit W for our Bachelorette @AudiField. Once in a lifetime experience

[Paige @paigewasturned]

Everyone that’s tweeting about a new ADHD med is sick. Don’t you know that’s like catnip for me and I take it so seriously until 5 seconds from now until I think about my semi-annual property tax bill?

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@UltRanKings @ESPNFrankie Respect for a teammate doesn’t equal envy lol. Teammates don’t play zero sum games

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@lexiescarina Also don’t forget … by and large they get statistically worse when this happens. There’s a reason we’re seeing a quick rebound back. God forbid you support a US league the way UK and Europeans and others back their leagues lmao

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@pillowvibrator @Dam41478 @kostancaaa__ And also better equipped to adequately address her needs than a prison. People want blind punishment not the betterment of society, that’s been made abundantly clear

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@corn_baud And we’ve always said this

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@aniiyaaaxo “You know when one friend gets a toy everyone wants? That’s called jealousy. But you don’t like that toy at all; you’ve never paid attention to it. You don’t get why your friends even care. That’s apathy. You and AW don’t even bother taking a second look at the new toy”

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@Supreme_1_803 Listen Linda. I’m so sure she falls asleep every night so concerned with CC. She has no self and team-centric aspirations. Every breath she takes is consumed by fear of a player that can and will never be her. Hang up the mic girl it’s too early for this 3rd party embarrassment

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@lexiescarina You talking about the Gold Medalist, #1 draft pick, NWSL regular season & championship MVP, NWSL Shield winner, etc. or the self-proclaimed “football expert” dragging the aforementioned player? 😇

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@dawnstaley Linda got mildly close to an overdiscussed take like 2x. Most buried at the end. AW stands 10 toes down. Her decisions don’t revolve around a player still on rookie contract I promise - or any player. Circle back if u have something original, interesting worth reporting on girl

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@MSPE02 @InspiredByJM

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@UnbiasedArsenal @lexiescarina Well except for Spirit potential for GD advantage in a few upcoming matches, I’d say schedules are even if not in Gotham’s favor. Even as a Spirit fan, I don’t want the shield on a technicality 🤷🏼‍♀️ all to say - hope it doesn’t come to that for Gotham

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@lexiescarina @UnbiasedArsenal Not that I think this will actually impact final outcome, but is this likely to happen to Gotham? Out of the loop!

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@Erie The one time I’ve witnessed any sort of officer assisting someone in DC as of late was a DCCP police officer helping someone change a tire. Not their job either, and they certainly have other things to do. But hey, they had a few minute out of THEIR busy day to do the right thing

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@_AustinNxtTexas This is how I felt until like last season. And now there’s the new names and the nostalgic ones and the worlds really collide 😂

[Paige @paigewasturned]

I fear I’m now at the ripe target age for #DWTS and I’ve never felt older

[austin @_AustinNxtTexas]

dancing with the vaguely familiar

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@lexiescarina Especially when you’re right 🫣

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@lexiescarina @UnbiasedArsenal @JeffKassouf I just feel bad for Gotham. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in the front office right now. This feels really messed up

[Paige @paigewasturned]

But she only played 15 minutes!

[JD in DC @JDinDCEsq]

@startelegram

[Paige @paigewasturned]

Why are the Prime announcers glazing Caitlin’s 8 assists while simultaneously roasting Paige’s game?

[Paige @paigewasturned]

@mcmullan_meghan @cincohoopz As much as it probably upset her, seeing the vibe of the team off the court wouldn’t shock me if her teammates were even more upset by the comments on her behalf