Imagine posting a video of a dead body and trying to pretend to get serious about how “suicide isn’t a joke” while wearing this fuckin shitty hat. Jesus fucking Christ this world is fucked.
It's 2039. You live with your beautiful wife and 3 children. It's a Saturday, you have "clean garage" on your to-do list, you find a box titled "memories", you open it.. You find an old water bottle, you blow the dust off of it. It's your hydro flask.. it still has ice in it
Game over. Mater Dei defeats De La Salle 52-21. What a game Monarchs. Congratulations on winning and becoming the CIF State Open Champions. It was a magical and amazing season. You guys deserve it. Thank you. #MaterDeiFootball#3stripes
It’s almost 2018?! Wow! Just thinking about how amazing 2017 was except for how everyone raped everyone else and we kept almost going to war all the time and Cam Newton’s hats at press conferences and how everyone poor is dying and America is literally on fire. 😀