priyatel skelet

Based off Dr. phosphorus, not affiliated to DC. No minors, I'm 26. not going to jail, thx.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

I mean, I don't see them using laser vision, or blowing with such gusto they can create tornados. Fuck. The only things they got are strength and the.. mmmmoderate flying.

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

if they’re wannabes they’re doing a terrible fucking job.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

What's a vi- wait... those Superman wannabes!?

(TEE-HEE)

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

if any viltrumite hiding on earth comes up to me I’m turning them in immediately.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

Wh- who are you? One of those "christian" rock guys?

[Michael Everword @ArchangelsArdor]

Sounds like a challenge

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

Be careful around the Creature Commandos. Half of us are down right weird.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

I'm bored, okay? Plus, and here's a fourth wall break so hold your stitches together, my mun had lots of shit on his mind.

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

why is this your comeback tweet after a year

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

What the fuck is a Conquest? One of those Roleplay things?

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

oh my god why is Conquest talking to Eric

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

"What- is there something burning on me??"

He looked around, patting at any bug.

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

@pained_skeleton

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

So... I get a freebee to visit Themyscera? My kid always wanted to see it. But... had 'ta keep him out cause well... dad didn't have the cash.
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Not while THORNE was around. I just want to see it, in memoriam.. it ain't for disrespect, Wonder Woman.

[    ⨈ᵒ͜͡𝙽𝒹𝑒𝚛ོ  𓆃  ʬʬ𝑜͜͡𝓂ོᵃℵ.    @WONDERWOMANWW]

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For now. Consider it an extended courtesy that will not last long if antics prove otherwise harmful.

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[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

you remind me too much of my kid...

But I did enjoy watching Lion Guard with my kiddo. She was about 13.. real sweetheart.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

Wow. Bitch.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

Which one of us? There's like five.

[𝒯͟𝐻͟𝐸͟ ͟𝐵͟𝑅͟𝐼͟𝒟͟𝐸͟ @marriedparts]

I think the skeleton is having a breakdown.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

So... the Creature Commandos and Diana are... mostly chill, right?

[    ⨈ᵒ͜͡𝙽𝒹𝑒𝚛ོ  𓆃  ʬʬ𝑜͜͡𝓂ོᵃℵ.    @WONDERWOMANWW]

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Alas, it is just another day in which someone tries to kill them. Diana appreciates your candor & willingness to inform her of the unfolding events.

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[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

@_Mazursky_ "Looks is a good excuse then. I'm taking you to a café. A gift from Waller... no if ands or buts about it. Alright kid?"

He asked, standing before shrugging to some guards.

"They're not as "mean or rude" as others."

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

@_Mazursky_ Looking to the kid, he walked over from the mess hall, sitting next to her.

"Hey, anymore bullies?" He asked, his neck turning only slightly so he can see an old comrade.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

The WORLD. let's just let me show the kid a bit of freedom. Alright, boyscout?"

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

He didn't fight it, landing on the rooftop, he looked where they just were.

"First, I'm sorry for choosing your place. Honestly. Better here than Gotham. But, and I dunno if I SHOULD say it but.. you probably heard about Pokolistan, the elimination of the Princess there?"-

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙩 / 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 @WisdomOfKrypton]

@pained_skeleton “Why would Amanda Waller allow criminals? To roam free in metropolis I believe I need to speak to her.. but you we can talk privately on the rooftop but allow me to grab you.”

Superman grabbed the man by the arm and starts to fly out.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

"We did it, Amanda thought Circe was at fault, but turned out the Princess was up to some world domination bullshit." A shrug popped.

"Either way, the kid down there got stabbed, tried to do it..." looking back to Superman, a puffed up chest.

"We saved not just America, but-

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

"She... she's a bit shy." He sighed.

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

Be turned to see the super, immediately hand over the other, keeping a boundary.

"Hey! Fuck off Super boy! Waller let us have one day out. Just one!" Yep, Phosphorus is in a very protective mode. Yet... he calms.

"Can I explain this... in private?" He nudged to the other.

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙩 / 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 @WisdomOfKrypton]

“You there.. stop what you’re doing.”

[priyatel skelet @pained_skeleton]

"Can you not spray me this time... please? I'm not committing crimes... I'm just living life as... good as I can."

He shrugged, prepared to dodge a spray this time.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰʀᴇʏ ᴛ. ʟᴀɴᴅꜱʜᴀʀᴋ 🫧 @Healingbubbles]

He blinks — gets ready to spray again.