That Dude in Mexico

I’d rather live with a good question than with a bad answer.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Mistakes are funnier when they're someone else's.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

I swear, some people are simply alive because it is illegal to kill them.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Life is like a football match. It has a start, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistakes.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing well those you were dealt.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

There are two kinds of people: those who believe that there are two kinds of people, and those who know better.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase. That's what wild geese are for.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Clothes make the man. Right after Third World children make the clothes

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Just passed a store that sells "Everything You Need to Spice Up Your Love Life." I thought it was illegal to sell babysitters.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

To become educated is to move from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

The world belongs to path-finders and not to fault-finders.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

There is unfortunately no key to the universe, but the good part is that there was no lock there from the start.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Everything will be alright in the end. If everything isn’t alright, it isn’t the end.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

That moment when you're having an argument and realize you're totally wrong........

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better."

[That Dude in Mexico @painstinks]

When my kids grow up, I'm going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I'm bored & then just leave!