Alison (Paint)

halp meh

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I've been partnered with Throne! You can find my profile at https://t.co/q5YpkLsGvK
and gift me silly things that I find on the interwebs. #ThronePartner

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Hello welcome to my What's in My Bag video!
*proceeds to unearth a room's worth of items*

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A gun shop with a sign that says your wife said it's okay has a threatening aura.

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Where can I find their OFs?

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@BadUglyUSA Last night there was a giant spider in the bathroom and I just about died 💀

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Blue Mountain is definitely my favorite blend of coffee thus far ☕

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Someone back in NY must be giving out my number because I get so many spam calls asking for this bitch.

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They're really stretching out the sub news like today I get recommended an article saying Did You Know The Passengers Has to Sign a Waiver?!?

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I never felt more judged than when I walked into a room and made the air purifier angry.

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My favorite activity as a diabetic is to watch Korean food vloggers eat meals like a homemade pizza AND a bowl of ramen in one sitting while I cry over my salad.

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Everyone have that one pet who refuses to let you pee in peace?

Mine is Dollop.

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@Spaghettisaur This should be a crime

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And the cherry on top is that it just kinda sucks too lol

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How much more obvious can Blizzard make it that they killed the first Overwatch just to make the second one a big ol money grab??

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Baby Hack: if you're trying to get your bb to sleep, just turn off a ceiling fan and let them watch the blades slow down to a stop.

DISCLAIMER: i am not a baby professional

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@Spaghettisaur Imma take a stab in the dark as say Jojo is the former and Skele the latter?

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@HCJustinn Who's out here eating a wallet?

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Are babies to tags like cats to cardboard??

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@Mach1fireman What a sentimental and beautiful thing to do for your mother and yourself 💕

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@Spaghettisaur I'm already amazed at how nicely it writes. Definitely an unexpected treat for myself lol.

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I oops woopsed bought a Lamy fountain pen today at a closing Barnes & Noble. Ever just accidentally buy something bougie?