Tyler H. Painter

Biology, Chemistry, and Ecology.

[Tyler H. Painter @paintertyler]

At the end of the day people are just disappointing.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

The least surprising news of the day is that there is no ceasefire in Lebanon, despite Trump announcing twice yesterday that there was one

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Dow @mark_dow]

Trump has won this war 7 times.

He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.

And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.

What more do you want from him?

[banana bread @BananaB29029]

@rbm411 @GordonGekko420 SS is already dying, genius. trust fund gone by 2033 and automatic cuts kick in. Millennials and Zoomers won’t be homeless because we killed it. We’ll be broke because we spent decades funding your generation’s full ride while the ratio collapses

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

There was only one thing that surprised me about the Jubilee with MAGA die-hards.

It wasn't that some people scream and refuse to stop talking. It wasn't that these were mostly young people cheering and finding purpose in wars but never fighting in them. It wasn't that their politics is more of a cult of personality. All expected and found in all factions.

It was that, despite being political junkies, they had no idea about Trump's enormous corruption scandals because the corporate and independent media they consume doesn't mention it. They had no idea it existed:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump says: We will likely have to pay back $149 billion in tariffs

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

89% of leaders say AI has not improved their company's labor productivity, despite widespread adoption, per Gallup.

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

The most accurate meme of 2026

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: U.S. national debt officially hits $39 trillion, adding approximately $5 billion a day since October, per FORTUNE

[rektober @rektober]

damn president Xi rly knows what Trump likes

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[💛Adelaide🤍 @BreadstickMommy]

"shoot your local pedophile" crowd is awful quiet

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[John F. “JB” Bell @JohnBellBaby420]

110 years ago today Hatfield did the impossible… #WSMFP

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[Whitney Webb @_whitneywebb]

Who cares. You now defend glyphosate after campaigning against it as a nefarious poison for years. You claimed to defend children's health but then defended the mass murder, maiming and starvation of multitudes of children in Gaza. You once railed against mass surveillance and the militarization of healthcare but now market surveillance wearables as essential to American "health" and are still letting military/intelligence contractor Palantir run all of HHS' data.

You have absolutely zero credibility and are a salesman for what you once claimed to hate.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Oh ok. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Panic Setlists @PanicSetlists]

>Life During Wartime

[Panic Setlists @PanicSetlists]

Encore

Hope In A Hopeless World