Bela

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[Bela @paintmebread]

Yesterday I accomplished another thing on my highschool bucket list, I take a nap on the fifty. Now I’m well on my way to allowing myself to graduate.

[Bela @paintmebread]

The mind of a mastermind

[bailey🐝 @baileybboos]

chlamydia

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz In your dreams, just like in real life. Confusing.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

4/20? Okay. Why don’t you take that blunt, dip it in cyanide, roll it in some crush nuts and then maybe you can think about coming over here and feeling up on me and my moms legs

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz I read everyone. Like you were gonna cuddles everyone

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Fuck I misread that

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Bet

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz It’s mine now

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Opposing mail-in voting is one step away from opposing voting. Don't be surprised when that's next.

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz It was cia classified

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Ok baby gorilla

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz No you’re my secret lover

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Jesus told me

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Um actually Im baby

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Mamas they gorgeous

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Come on mamas you know you need this /basic human affection and validation because life is really hard Rn with quarantine and your sanity is holding on by a thread/

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Or sell feet pics

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Not funny didn’t laugh

[Bela @paintmebread]

Put milk on your skin

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Imagine having a period. #menopausebitch

[Bela @paintmebread]

@hugzanddogz Spaghetti-O’s are just slimey small donuts

[Bela @paintmebread]

Nap time? More like Mama Mia two until your eyes literally won’t open anymore.